attn: fat people FAQ

[dkfan]

Q: Why don't people want to sex me up?
A: Cuz your fat

Q: Why am I fat? I'm so unlucky
A: Cuz you sit on your ass all day and eat donuts and chocolate.

Q: Should I wear a "Police Line: Do Not Cross" Band across my body?
A: No, cuz your fat and no one needs prior warning not to cross.

[stip]

my cock is one inch I am overweight and I don't appreciate that. I am gonna stuff my fat face with McDonalds but I will be back later for homemade brownies if you want to discuss this with me. I am kinda hurt by your comments and I (hold on a second, I can't type with a philly cheese steak in my hands) really want to see why you feel this way. Anyway, we will discuss this later. This is the forum that recommends different recipes right? I can't wait to get my pudgy fingers on that 'preal jam' recipe. MMmmmmmm, I get all horny just thinking about it.